Lichen Poem: Crept Through The Room

A Figure crept through my room, and under my bed

It quickly awoke me, and quickly smacked me on the head

I fainted, and I slept for an hour

When I came to, he was trying to devour

My soul, my body, and me

So I quickly said “Fuck, Thee”

–It was 1789 You See,?–

I grabbed him by the pitchfork

It was the middle one of his tails

I cut it off, and dragged out his entrails

Then I got promoted, to alive, back to normal me

While he got demoted, to dye-eee…ing

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